Microsoft Archive

  • Yes, you heard me Microsoft- we’re coming for you.  Like a horde of mindless zombies honing in on a fresh kill, the masses aren’t going to take it anymore.  Your stupid Kinect update for the Xbox 360 has rendered those of us with older Xboxes “console-less”.  Apparently your update not only gave a fresh and fancy new look to the Xbox 360 dashboard but also ate our DVD drives for breakfast.  In your futile war on piracy you created a little icky worm that clung to the update and then leaped into our DVD firmware once it was downloaded and installed.  This little guy is stinky, gooey, dirty, and slimy and he ruined my Xbox.  I have found many ways […]

    Microsoft, you owe me a new Xbox 360

    Yes, you heard me Microsoft- we’re coming for you.  Like a horde of mindless zombies honing in on a fresh kill, the masses aren’t going to take it anymore.  Your stupid Kinect update for the Xbox 360 has rendered those of us with older Xboxes “console-less”.  Apparently your update not only gave a fresh and fancy new look to the Xbox 360 dashboard but also ate our DVD drives for breakfast.  In your futile war on piracy you created a little icky worm that clung to the update and then leaped into our DVD firmware once it was downloaded and installed.  This little guy is stinky, gooey, dirty, and slimy and he ruined my Xbox.  I have found many ways […]

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  • ORIGINALLY POSTED 18 JANUARY 2011 I know both Sony and Microsoft have gone “kiddie” with their new peripherals (Move for Sony and Kinect for Microsoft), but have no fear hardcore gamers, great games are still on the horizon!

    Upcoming Titles To Keep Your Eye Out For!

    ORIGINALLY POSTED 18 JANUARY 2011 I know both Sony and Microsoft have gone “kiddie” with their new peripherals (Move for Sony and Kinect for Microsoft), but have no fear hardcore gamers, great games are still on the horizon!

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