NERDTREK Archive

  • We got it bad.  Check out this keyboard aptly named “Optimus Maximus” The king of keyboards sports every feature you could possible imagine including the ability to program each key individually, display current system stats such as CPU usage on a key, play a gif or screenshot on a key, and blow up the world with the press of a button. This keyboard will strike fear into the heart of your enemies and envy in the fingertips of your friends.

    Keyboard Envy

    We got it bad.  Check out this keyboard aptly named “Optimus Maximus” The king of keyboards sports every feature you could possible imagine including the ability to program each key individually, display current system stats such as CPU usage on a key, play a gif or screenshot on a key, and blow up the world with the press of a button. This keyboard will strike fear into the heart of your enemies and envy in the fingertips of your friends.

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  • A month or so ago I shared some hilarious auto-correct blunders with my friends on Facebook.  It ended up being so popular and shared so many times over that I thought it only fair to bring these filthy x-rated gems to your doorstep.  I poise, perched on my toes outside your technologically driven door waiting for a sign.  Oh robot, where doth thou spend thy time?  In the gutter, with an iPhone- seemingly snorting a line.  My amusement you gather as I watch you lather with suds of screen cleaner you beckon me nearer. What the hell was that?  Don’t ask me, just read these hilarious auto-correct screen shots and forget this ever happened!  😛  Enjoy! I hope you laughed […]

    Autocorrect Hilarity

    A month or so ago I shared some hilarious auto-correct blunders with my friends on Facebook.  It ended up being so popular and shared so many times over that I thought it only fair to bring these filthy x-rated gems to your doorstep.  I poise, perched on my toes outside your technologically driven door waiting for a sign.  Oh robot, where doth thou spend thy time?  In the gutter, with an iPhone- seemingly snorting a line.  My amusement you gather as I watch you lather with suds of screen cleaner you beckon me nearer. What the hell was that?  Don’t ask me, just read these hilarious auto-correct screen shots and forget this ever happened!  😛  Enjoy! I hope you laughed […]

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  • I have been without cable TV for over 14 years now.  Well, that’s not entirely true; In the past I lived with roommates that had TV and I would watch on occasion.  What each of these rare occasions reminded me is how annoying the advertising on cable television can be.  After going years without TV and then watching a few ads I actually find myself laughing out loud at the stupidity of mainstream America.  Why do you watch this crap? When television first emerged as a new technology you needed an antenna, or as some of us so affectionally  refer to them- “rabbit ears” to pick up a signal.  Once you harnessed the signal being broadcast you could watch your television programs.  Advertisements helped […]

    Media Players > TV

    I have been without cable TV for over 14 years now.  Well, that’s not entirely true; In the past I lived with roommates that had TV and I would watch on occasion.  What each of these rare occasions reminded me is how annoying the advertising on cable television can be.  After going years without TV and then watching a few ads I actually find myself laughing out loud at the stupidity of mainstream America.  Why do you watch this crap? When television first emerged as a new technology you needed an antenna, or as some of us so affectionally  refer to them- “rabbit ears” to pick up a signal.  Once you harnessed the signal being broadcast you could watch your television programs.  Advertisements helped […]

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  • Top 10 Most dangerous household products #10 Plastic Shopping Bags Plastic lasts forever as can be seen both landfills all over the world and in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.  The GPGP is twice the size of Texas and is full of plastic trash.  It floats 1,000 miles off the coast of California in the Pacific Ocean.  In the USA only 2% of plastic bags are recycled, the other 98% are thrown into the garbage which ends up in landfills or blowing about in the woods.  While on a US tour with my band in 2005 I witnessed towns in the midwest that were so full of garbage that you could see more plastic on the ground than dirt and […]

    Top 10 Most Dangerous household products

    Top 10 Most dangerous household products #10 Plastic Shopping Bags Plastic lasts forever as can be seen both landfills all over the world and in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.  The GPGP is twice the size of Texas and is full of plastic trash.  It floats 1,000 miles off the coast of California in the Pacific Ocean.  In the USA only 2% of plastic bags are recycled, the other 98% are thrown into the garbage which ends up in landfills or blowing about in the woods.  While on a US tour with my band in 2005 I witnessed towns in the midwest that were so full of garbage that you could see more plastic on the ground than dirt and […]

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