space beer Archive

  • When you’re chillin’ in outer space you have three problems.  First, your tongue swells up so it’s difficult to taste any of that pre-packaged stuff NASA calls food.  Second, your stomach doesn’t properly segregate  gases and liquids so your burps are noxious bubbles which float about the space cabin, and third- there’s no beer.  Even if there was beer you would not want to drink it due to the aforementioned faux pas (read: the pretty Russian girl doesn’t want your gut bubbles bursting all over her face.) So, as space flight becomes more and more common- especially for rich hot shots who want to one-up their friends, the demand for certain products such as beer has skyrocketed.  (Pun totally intended.)  […]

    Space Beer

    When you’re chillin’ in outer space you have three problems.  First, your tongue swells up so it’s difficult to taste any of that pre-packaged stuff NASA calls food.  Second, your stomach doesn’t properly segregate  gases and liquids so your burps are noxious bubbles which float about the space cabin, and third- there’s no beer.  Even if there was beer you would not want to drink it due to the aforementioned faux pas (read: the pretty Russian girl doesn’t want your gut bubbles bursting all over her face.) So, as space flight becomes more and more common- especially for rich hot shots who want to one-up their friends, the demand for certain products such as beer has skyrocketed.  (Pun totally intended.)  […]

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