Twilight Sparkle Archive

  •   So you can believe me when I say this is definitely the Brony and definitely NOT Pinkie Pie! He’s definitely NOT tied up in a basement he totally thinks that Pinkie Pie eez best pony, not that silly bookworm Twilight! Because the Brony likes to party… I mean I like to party, and Pinkie Pie throws the best parties!   And Pinkie Pie tells the best jokes! Like the time she told the story of how she got her cutie mark and that’s how Equestria was made. I mean, who ever heard of a rock farm? That’s just silly! Who would buy rocks? That’s one of the best parts of My Little Pony, you know. The funny parts, they’re […]

    Pinkamena Diane Pie

      So you can believe me when I say this is definitely the Brony and definitely NOT Pinkie Pie! He’s definitely NOT tied up in a basement he totally thinks that Pinkie Pie eez best pony, not that silly bookworm Twilight! Because the Brony likes to party… I mean I like to party, and Pinkie Pie throws the best parties!   And Pinkie Pie tells the best jokes! Like the time she told the story of how she got her cutie mark and that’s how Equestria was made. I mean, who ever heard of a rock farm? That’s just silly! Who would buy rocks? That’s one of the best parts of My Little Pony, you know. The funny parts, they’re […]

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  •   My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 2: Episode 2 Originally aired Saturday 9/24/2011 WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!   “Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.” – Dostoevsky Seriously, a lot of sarcasm in this episode, I suppose it IS a defense mechanism. Of course I loved it, Pinkie getting one last gulp of chocolate rain, the shameless and beautiful Star Wars ending. ANYWAY! So I can’t help but think I set myself up for disappointment this week. I was part of the big over-analysis group that wanted DisQord to come back as a recurring character with diminished powers. Thinking about it, that makes less sense than […]

    Season 2: Episode 2

      My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 2: Episode 2 Originally aired Saturday 9/24/2011 WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!   “Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.” – Dostoevsky Seriously, a lot of sarcasm in this episode, I suppose it IS a defense mechanism. Of course I loved it, Pinkie getting one last gulp of chocolate rain, the shameless and beautiful Star Wars ending. ANYWAY! So I can’t help but think I set myself up for disappointment this week. I was part of the big over-analysis group that wanted DisQord to come back as a recurring character with diminished powers. Thinking about it, that makes less sense than […]

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  •       My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 2: Episode 1 Originally aired Saturday 9/17/2011 WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!   Well, it seems that DisQord won and the ponies lost. Next week will be an epilogue of the beginning of the new age of chaos and insanity. It was a good run, but this is the end of My Little Pony, thanks everypony for watching!   Let it be known from this point forward, that the villain “Discord” shall henceforth be known as “DisQord” in recognition of John de Lancie’s marvelous performance as the newest and best villain of MLP. John de Lancie is a fantastic actor, commonly known for his many interpretations of the enigmatic character “Q” in […]

    Season 2: Episode 1

          My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 2: Episode 1 Originally aired Saturday 9/17/2011 WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!   Well, it seems that DisQord won and the ponies lost. Next week will be an epilogue of the beginning of the new age of chaos and insanity. It was a good run, but this is the end of My Little Pony, thanks everypony for watching!   Let it be known from this point forward, that the villain “Discord” shall henceforth be known as “DisQord” in recognition of John de Lancie’s marvelous performance as the newest and best villain of MLP. John de Lancie is a fantastic actor, commonly known for his many interpretations of the enigmatic character “Q” in […]

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  • Twilight Sparkle eez best pony!     I’m sure you’re thinking by now that this guy is off his rocker, insane in the membrane! But let me be perfectly clear, Equestria is real and the ponies that live there are my very best friends!   No, I’m not that far off the deep end…yet. But I will take you back to January when it started for me. Like any good internet dweller and general geek, I would peruse its reams of effective intellectual discourse. Short story even shorter, ponies were the flavor of the month. That’s when something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals.   Well, not really. The animals talk to me at least, but just […]

    The Best Pony…

    Twilight Sparkle eez best pony!     I’m sure you’re thinking by now that this guy is off his rocker, insane in the membrane! But let me be perfectly clear, Equestria is real and the ponies that live there are my very best friends!   No, I’m not that far off the deep end…yet. But I will take you back to January when it started for me. Like any good internet dweller and general geek, I would peruse its reams of effective intellectual discourse. Short story even shorter, ponies were the flavor of the month. That’s when something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals.   Well, not really. The animals talk to me at least, but just […]

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  • The first thing I’ll say is, YOU’RE WELCOME.   Wow, really, it’s the least I could do for you.   I mean c’mon now, calm down, I’m just doing what anypony in my position would do.   Looking around, confused since you haven’t thanked me yet? Well, I know that you will, so I was hoping to save you some time. I just need you to keep an open mind and to keep reading, no matter how skeptical you MIGHT be after reading the next sentence, ok? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is one of the best television shows ever made. I know, heavy, right?   If you’re not a fan, you’ve probably at least heard the name. It’s been […]

    Proud to be a Brony!

    The first thing I’ll say is, YOU’RE WELCOME.   Wow, really, it’s the least I could do for you.   I mean c’mon now, calm down, I’m just doing what anypony in my position would do.   Looking around, confused since you haven’t thanked me yet? Well, I know that you will, so I was hoping to save you some time. I just need you to keep an open mind and to keep reading, no matter how skeptical you MIGHT be after reading the next sentence, ok? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is one of the best television shows ever made. I know, heavy, right?   If you’re not a fan, you’ve probably at least heard the name. It’s been […]

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