Treasures & Trinkets: I Loot the Warrior’s Body! (system neutral)

Treasures & Trinkets: I Loot the Warrior’s Body! (system neutral)

This installment of the “I loot the…”-series clocks in at 12 pages, 1 page front cover, 2 pages of advertisement, 1 page ToC/editorial, 1 page SRD, 1 page back cover, leaving us with 6 pages of content, so what do we get?

 

Well, we begin with a massive table of 100 entries that covers armor and outfits that add an AMAZING depth of detail to the respective entries: From bulky bronze armor weighing a whopping 150 pounds to holy symbols emblazoned on the respective armor to seashells added, from armor fashioned to look like hezrous, the diversity or theme is here. The amazing mechanical options some of these entries had in the PFRPG-version have been eliminated here without compromising the vision of the respective entries: There still is resilient glass armor, an armor with tubes that can be filled with a cooling agent to allow for  operation in hot climates, etc. – just sans all the pathfinderisms. Chainmail that pinches, gliding capes, armor made from a tar-like substance – there is some serious imagination at work here.

 

This extends to the second 100-entry-strong table, which features scabbards in need of repair, gel staunching bleeding wounds, helms that have a mouthpiece as a free action that lets them spout and ignite oil, badger pelts bundled with rat pelts (an easter egg), helms that can “bite”, tripwires, boots that provide a bit of protection versus electricity…oh yes. This is me smiling from ear to ear right now! Have I mentioned the hilt that generates a new weapon each day, which then proceeds to vanish again? That’s basically a minor magic item in one entry. Have I mentioned the buoyant shield? Yeah, this table is great.

 

The third table would deal with pouch contents: Twigs used for lottery (one short than the others), debt ledgers, wanted posters showing the PC’s mug, sheets of paper making fun of wizards…or what about the book that reads “instant fortress”…and is a pop-up book? I totally laughed out loud here! Insect repelling pipes, stick-human-figures made of chicken bones…This wonderfully dry sense of humor suffuses some of the entries…and there are incredibly spicy peppers to be found among letters, wigs and entries like “This orange good is repellent to insects as well as travelling companions.” That’s one sentence that exemplifies perfectly what I mean with humor and excellent writing. What about the platinum coin that accurately answers a yes/no-question to then vanish?

 

Conclusion:

Editing and formatting are excellent, I noticed no hiccups. Layout adheres to Raging Swan Press’ elegant two-column b/w-standard and the pdf comes with nice b/w-artworks. The pdf is fully bookmarked for your convenience and in two versions: One optimized for the printer and one for screen-use. Kudos for that!!

 

I can count the number of pdfs that I did not consider excellent penned by Mike Welham on one hand. His prose is excellent, his imagination amazing. Boy, oh boy, this pdf pretty much shows how I came to hold him in such high regards: Not content with simply providing a diverse array of options full of flavor and different tones, he goes one step beyond. While this version of the pdf obviously is system-neutral, it manages to still retain the glorious panache of the PFRPG-iteration: The items do not lose their magic, their diversity and the quality of the prose is not diminished in any way. In short: Even in the system-neutral version, this loses nothing of its splendor. 5 stars + seal of approval.

 

You can get this amazing dressing-file here on OBS!

 

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Endzeitgeist out.

 

 

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